Top three reasons why the U.S. should go to war with Iran:
1) Their leader is a crazy, brutal dictator.
2) They are pursuing weapons of mass destruction in the form of nuclear weapons.
3) They are evading U.N. inspections.
Iran, like Iraq, is an unstable dictatorship. International treaty clearly states that only stable countries such as China and Russia are allowed to have nuclear weapons. Not only is Iran unstable, it is centered in the much volatile Middle East. Only one nation, Israel, is allowed/given nuclear technology because they are our friend.
This Thursday, five permanent U.N. security council members plus Germany will meet with Iranian officials in Geneva to discuss nuclear disarmament. The United States, Britain, Russia, China, France and Germany will attempt to pressure Iran into letting international inspectors have full access to Iran’s newly disclosed underground uranium enrichment plant.
All of these nations, with the exception of Germany, have nuclear weapons. But then again, they should be allowed to have nuclear weapons as they are amongst the world’s civilized. And although the United States is the only nation to have used nuclear weapons in warfare, it has every right to tell Iran what to do.
I hope Iran refuses to allow the international inspectors full access. Then, as with Iraq, we can go in and “clean house.” Perhaps we could even establish a democracy for the Iranian people in the process. Although we may have to reinstitute the draft and print/borrow more money via the Federal Reserve to accommodate a third war, our efforts will be worth it. After all, we are the leader of the free world.
As Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said, “Prove it” Iran.
If not, we’re coming in to get you.
(Note: This post is meant to be satirical.)